Thursday, 27 October 2011

Smile!

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Chief Creative Officer of Burberry Christopher Bailey and actress Kate Bosworth attend the Burberry Body Event

Rosie: Get out of the picture.

Kate: No, why should I?

Rosie: Because I'm the face of the brand, not you!

Kate: Says who? 

Rosie: Look, I didn't want to get nasty, but, your career isn't high-profile enough to represent the brand.

Kate: Says the girl who ruined Transformers with her terrible acting! 

Rosie: At least my eyes aren't differnt colours!

Kate: Below the belt, bitch.

Rosie: Just like your boobs...

Kate: How freakin' dare you!

Rosie: Just get out of the picture!

Kate: No! 

Rosie: Christopher, please tell her to go.

Kate: Don't listen to those puffy lips of hers Christopher! 

Photographer: Say cheese!

Rosie: Quick, smile! 

Wednesday, 26 October 2011

Love Never Dies

My love never died when I somehow managed to miss the opportunity to buy this beautiful cardigan from Zara last year, and now its back! Without a doubt the top of my autumn wish list. The Top! 

Tuesday, 25 October 2011

Let Battle Commence

Next year's Best Actress Oscar will go to either Meryl Streep or Michelle Williams. You heard it here first. Streep will undoubtedly knock us for six with her upcoming portrayal of Margaret Thatcher in The Iron Lady, but I am far more excited about the latter's transformation into the iconic Marilyn Monroe for My Week With Marilyn, depicting the troubled star's relationship with a young British production assistant whilst making The Prince and the Showgirl with Laurence Olivier. After having received two Oscar nominations previously (for Brokeback Mountain and Blue Valentine), I think Michelle has the edge over two-time winner Streep.

Two actresses beginning with M, playing two icons beginning with M, after one prize, beginning with, em, O. Go on, watch the trailer.


Monday, 24 October 2011

Dear Madonna

Dear Madonna, 

I love you, but this SIMPLY has to stop! Enough of the bloody fish-nets, enough of the midi-length dresses (what are you hiding under there?), and most of all, please God step away from the fillers. Your pillow face is looking more comfy by the day. I'm sure you understand that I, as your loyal supporter, should be as honest with you as possible. 

PS - sorry I didn't make it to dinner the other night, I was busy writing a review for W.E 
(don't worry, its good...ish) 

Love Alex 

Madonna at the W.E. premiere - celebrity fashion

Thursday, 20 October 2011

Let's stampede for Versace

Here is a sneak peek at the upcoming collection from Versace for H&M. Remember last autumn when everyone went mad and trampled over each other for a glimpse at the Lanvin Loves collection for H&M? Well this year will see things turned up a notch as the bling-tastic Italian fashion house makes a love child with everyones favourite Swedish fast-fashion brand. As you can see below, Donatella has not held back, designing large over-embelished prints, brighter than bright colours, and a very early 90s feel. Not that that's a bad thing. In fact, it's quite refreshing, and why should Versace take itself too seriously? We all know it as being OTT and loud, and that's just fine. There is even a collection for us boys, though I'm not sure monochrome head-to-toe is quite my thing...






Monday, 10 October 2011

The sincerest form of flattery

Here is the new album cover from those lovely Saturdays. Isn't it pretty? Yes, but its terribly familiar isn't it? Now where have I seen it before? Hmm....


Wednesday, 5 October 2011

Special Delivery

Someone has sent me a present...

Pretty Please

Can someone please buy me this beautiful Oxblood wool trench? Thanks, generous reader



Saturday, 1 October 2011

My Review: Melancholia


It was with huge excitement, and a little trepidation that I arrived at Soho's Curzon Cinema last night, clutching my white save the date card. Lars von Trier invites you to the beginning of the end, it read. I have been looking forward to Melancholia since I first heard about it at Cannes earlier this year, but with Lars von Trier, one never knows exactly what so expect. 

The film begins with a five minute series of ultra slow-motion images set to an epic overture from Wagner. Birds fall from the sky, Charlotte Gainsbourg sinks into a golfing green, and Kirsten Dunst attracts electricity through her fingers. The whole thing is utterly pretentious, but the stunning scenery, together with Wagner's powerful overture, makes for a very impressive opening quite unlike anything von Trier has ever done. 

The film itself is split in two parts, one centred on Justine (Dunst) and the second on her sister Claire (Gainsbourg). Dunst perfectly conveys her character's developing depression with zombie-like authenticity (she did win the Best Actress award at Cannes, after all), but it is Gainsbourg that truly shines, playing the controlling older sister, who herself takes on her own melancholic state as the threat of an oncoming planet (Melancholia) increases.

As with other von Trier films, the supporting cast are all excellent, particularly Charlotte Rampling as the girls cold-hearted mother, and Stellan Skarsgard as Justine's horrific boss (trust me, you wont complain about your boss ever again). Also expected was lots and lots of long, naturalistic dialogue. This may not appeal to those who prefer their dialogue plot-driven and zippy, but it allows the actors to demonstrate their abilities to those all important jury members. Again, it is Gainsbourg who succeeds above the others. 

Overall, Melancholia is a difficult film to watch, tiring even. But the imagery, music and performances are so beautiful that it's easy to forgive von Trier for being a little pretentious and, dare I say it, pointless.